Myrna Gets Millie

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By Pam Jones, Editor
The suspense built, the crowd thickened and finally Paul Teskey rolled the drum and picked the winning ticket…. “Dennis Nate of northwest Calgary”, Bill announced. Silence followed. Then suddenly a loud scream erupted from the back and a lady ran onto the stage.
Myrna McKay of Millarville appeared to think she was the winner…or was she? The story unfolded. Myrna was having lunch with her friend, Dennis, one day and told him about Millie's possible fate. She came right back and bought a ticket for Dennis. Only trouble is Dennis doesn't know he has a ticket…or a tractor, yet!
Following Myrna’s acceptance of Millie, Michael Weinberg, Executive Producer of Heartland took the mic and offered to make Millie a star. “We have a deal”, said Myrna.
I asked Myrna if she was sure Dennis would agree to Millie going to Heartland. Her reply? “Darn right he will, he hasn't paid me for the ticket yet!”